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A stylized illustration of a rabbit with a shamrock symbol on its side, sitting against a yellow-green circle background with white decorative dots and lines.

Abundance & Luck
A stylized illustration of a faceted crystal standing upright, surrounded by sparkling stars and circular lines against a blue background.

Balance & Clarity
Stylized illustration of a lit incense stick with swirling smoke patterns rising above a holder, set against a blue circular background with scattered dots.

Cleansing, Grounding & Protection
A graphic of the triple moon symbol with waxing, full, and waning moons in cream on a pink circle, surrounded by stars and sunburst lines, set against a teal background.

Courage, Strength & Power
Stylized illustration of a large, pale moth with long tail-like wings, set against an orange circle background with white dots and a dark green border. Three white lines radiate above the moth’s head.

Creativity & Passion
A stylized eye with radiating lines and dots is centered in a purple circle. Above the eye is a crescent moon and a decorative branch-like shape. The background is dark green.

Intuition & Meditation
Stylized illustration of a dandelion with seeds blowing away, set against a pink circle background with scattered white dots, on a dark teal backdrop.

Joy, Hope & Peace
A geometric heart made of white and dark shapes is centered inside a pink circle with white rays and dots, set against a dark green background.

Love & Gratitude
Two stylized hands with long nails are raised symmetrically in front of a gold circle with stars, dots, and a dark green background, creating a mystical or magical atmosphere.

Manifestation

Year of Repatterning

Stacks of durable Near Modern Disaster Stickers by The Healing Hedge Witch rest on a wooden surface, featuring a prominent matte vinyl sticker with “You are a magical unicorn” in pink and purple, plus various other designs in the background.
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The Healing Hedge Witch’s Near Modern Disaster Sticker features a matte vinyl US shape, with "WERE FUCKED" in bold pink and black on a light pink background.
A hand with gold-accented nails holds The Healing Hedge Witch’s “Near Modern Disaster” sticker, featuring “More plants fewer people” text with green leaf accents, set against a rich leafy background.
The Healing Hedge Witch’s Near Modern Disaster Sticker is a matte vinyl name tag decal that reads “HELLO. IM AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WATER BOTTLE” in bold, playful fonts on a teal and white background.
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The Near Modern Disaster Sticker by The Healing Hedge Witch features a peach-patterned background with bold black text: YOU ARE THE CHAMPION OF THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE. Durable, weatherproof vinyl—perfect for making a statement anywhere.
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The Healing Hedge Witch’s Near Modern Disaster Sticker is a round matte vinyl sticker showing three green succulents with “WHAT THE” above and “FUCCULENT” below in orange on pale yellow. Durable and perfect for any surface.
The Healing Hedge Witch's Near Modern Disaster Sticker features green leaf art around “More Plants Fewer People” in bold hand-drawn letters. This matte vinyl sticker is weatherproof, durable, and perfect for decorating any indoor or outdoor surface.
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The Healing Hedge Witch’s Near Modern Disaster Sticker features a brown flowerpot with a wilted green leaf and “I KILL PLANTS” text, on a weatherproof design perfect for plant lovers with humor.
The Healing Hedge Witch Near Modern Disaster Sticker features playful purple and pink text, "You are a magical unicorn," on matte vinyl. Durable and weatherproof, it adds a whimsical touch anywhere you stick it!.

Near Modern Disaster Sticker

$4.00
Variant: Champion of the MF Universe

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3" die cut matte vinyl sticker.
Durable, weatherproof, dishwasher safe.

No extra retail packaging - shipped as singles.

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